Tex is a sort of idiot savant barista at Fortnum's. He has many cats (an illegal number), including Tiddles, Winky, Petunia, and Flossy, plus he cat-sits professionally. He also has a shotgun, tear gas, and probably hand grenades. He drives a bronze El Camino, listens to old rock and roll, watches a TV so old that it doesn't have a remote, and still uses a rotary phone. In general, he hasn't left the seventies and likes it that way. He also loves mayhem but is protective of the Rock Chicks.
- "It was Grizzly Adams, but the serial killer version. He was enormous, had lots of wild, blond hair, a thick, seriously overlong (we’re talking ZZ Top here) russet beard and was wearing a flannel shirt even though it had to be nearly ninety degrees. He was also carrying a shotgun and had some kind of freaky-ass goggle apparatus on the top of his head." - Ashley, Kristen (2011-03-04). Rock Chick (Kindle Locations 1283-1286).